Case No. 0826 · Reopened
In the matter of Friday
The Sentencing
Hearing
In re: the terms of one (1) date
The respondent was previously found guilty of being super cool and sentenced to one (1) date, with no possibility of early release.
The conviction stands. What remains undetermined are the terms.
After deliberation, this court has ruled that the terms shall be set entirely by the respondent — a decision the other party was not consulted on and has been informed he must live with.
There are eight measures. Your ruling on each is final, subject to unlimited amendment, because the court is reasonable.
The court is now in session.
Please vote your conscience.
Measure I of VIII
The court permits amendments — tap another answer to change it
Case No. 0826 · Execution of terms
All eight measures carried
Sign Here
The terms are not binding until executed
Signature of the respondent
Unsigned terms are merely suggestions
Case No. 0826 · Terms ratified
In the matter of Friday
Terms of Sentence
Executed August 27, 2026 · Effective at the hour of the date
The respondent
For the court
See you Friday
These terms are binding, non-negotiable,
and honestly a little exciting.
The court looks forward to tomorrow.
Screenshot the terms
and return them to the court as proof of execution